♡ Vintage/Retro/Grunge blog ♡
This is neither vintage, retro, OR grunge. Are you lost?
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
i just want that when it’s finally revealed that Hannibal has been eating people everyone will freak out
and then one person will just be like
XD considering Bryan Fuller enjoys using the same actors we actually have a chance for this if the series get renewed. FANNIBALS DO YOUR THAAAANG.
when i say peeka you say boo
shut the fuck up
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
We basically need mental health safe words.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
EVEN WHEN I HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE I FORGET WHICH WAY THE L GOES AND PEOPLE HAVE TO REMIND ME