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fancy0ctopus:

hallucinogenic-plants:

♡ Vintage/Retro/Grunge blog ♡

This is neither vintage, retro, OR grunge. Are you lost?

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posted 19 minutes ago ♥ 5,575 notes

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

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posted 18 hours ago ♥ 6,997 notes

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

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posted 19 hours ago ♥ 108,516 notes

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

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posted 19 hours ago ♥ 55,312 notes

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

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posted 19 hours ago ♥ 153,092 notes

sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

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thepaddlingloli:

margaerynn:

howdyspacebuddy:

i just want that when it’s finally revealed that Hannibal has been eating people everyone will freak out

and then one person will just be like

image

#i need lee pace to come on the show and be that person

XD considering Bryan Fuller enjoys using the same actors we actually have a chance for this if the series get renewed. FANNIBALS DO YOUR THAAAANG.

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posted 20 hours ago ♥ 12,777 notes

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

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posted 20 hours ago ♥ 29,252 notes

cameronclarke:

jessikarp:

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

We basically need mental health safe words.

Yeah!

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letlove-bleedr3d:

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

EVEN WHEN I HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE I FORGET WHICH WAY THE L GOES AND PEOPLE HAVE TO REMIND ME

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posted 20 hours ago ♥ 271,356 notes

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Magnus Bane: How was the Seelie Queen then?
Alec Lightwood: Same as usual.
Magnus Bane: Raging bitch, then?
Alec Lightwood: Pretty much.
posted 20 hours ago ♥ 193 notes